Sex Joke

Warning: Don’t read it if you can’t take it.

On the bus, two men with a really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavedrops.

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You dirty-mouth pig! in this country, we don’t talk about our dirty sex lives in public!” The lady exclaims.

“Hey, whats sa-matter for you?” say the man “I’m a justa telling my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”.

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Sex Joke

The Prestege (2006)

My rating:

After watching this, I was like “how could I have not watched this till now?” Probably back then I still have no idea who’s Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale or Scarlett Johanson. And after that, I was just focusing on other movies. Anyway, The Prestege is definitely one of the best movies around. It’s so good that I don’t need to say much about it. There are so many aspects of life embedded in this movie. And yes, that the fact I love about The Prestege. The focus is more on a competition between 2 magicians and the process they go about destroying each other. There were quite a number of twists inside. I love it. When you didn’t expect much out of a movie and it turn to one of the best movies of all time, it makes it more special. The Prestege will definitely be in my 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die (yes, there is such book, I saw it in Harris).

The Prestege (2006)