Sex Joke

Warning: Don’t read it if you can’t take it.

On the bus, two men with a really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavedrops.

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You dirty-mouth pig! in this country, we don’t talk about our dirty sex lives in public!” The lady exclaims.

“Hey, whats sa-matter for you?” say the man “I’m a justa telling my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”.

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Sex Joke

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