Saw this on FB and it totally cracked me up. He it goes:
This student didn’t answer any question wrong but I got 0.
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A1: His last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A2: At the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Ravi flow in which state?
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5: What is the main reason for failure?
Q6: What can you never for breakfast?
A6: Lunch & Dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A7: The other half.
Q8: If you throw a red stone into a blue sea what will it become?
A8: It will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A9: No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10: You’ll never find an elephant that has only one hand…
Q11: If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A11: Very large hands.
Q12: It it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take for men to build it?
A12: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.